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Chuck Norris's emulator is more accurate than the real thing.

Celius wrote:Can we Chuck WedNorrisDay's jokes over a cliff? That was funny to me for about 20 scanlines.

What???

What's wrong? My british wit too much for ya? Huh? HUH? WILL IS IT?

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Coincidentally, Chuck Norris's NES can display 64 sprites...on the same scanline.

Every time Chuck Norris is playing COD and his XBOX 360 gets a red ring of death a man dies IRL.

rainwarrior wrote:I like to write iNES 2.

This. But Chuck Norris is already using iNES 3.0. Sorry, wrong thread!

tokumaru wrote:I have just noticed that this thread is indeed about NES jokes, not NESDEV. Doesn't make them any better, though...!

When Chuck Norris cracks a joke everybody's sides literally split open.

All of Chuck Norris's NES ROMs have the iNES header...version 3.0.

The problem is how certain is the information regarding iNES 2.0 on the NesDev wiki? I've just checked the page about the 4 bits designated to the submapper and I see the words 'draft' and 'proposed' a lot.

lidnariq wrote:

WedNESday wrote:

lidnariq wrote:[Nearly] everything I've ever released has NES2.0 headers.

Then your collection is missing most games.

Can you read? What did I say? I said the ROMs I've released. I didn't say anything about anything anyone else has done.

Bregalad wrote:Hey WedNESday, a lot of yours isn't even jokes and seriously when will you shut up ?

Chuck Norris's composite-PPU NES outputs RGB.

lidnariq wrote:Everything I've ever released has NES2.0 headers.

Pretty certain. Might have missed one or two near the beginning.

Then your collection is missing most games.

Chuck Norris has 4 screen mirroring with NROM cart. Ooooooooh! :) When Chuck Norris plays Cheetahmen he has fun. Some of this Chuck Norris stuff seems more like MacGyver to me. Know your meme, yo. When Chuck Norris makes a mistake cpow doesn't dare correct him. When Chuck Norris plays Final Fantasy...

TmEE wrote:Chuck Norris has 4 screen mirroring with NROM cart.

Ooooooooh!

When Chuck Norris plays Cheetahmen he has fun.

@Wednesday : Just shut your mouth up, will you ? PLEASE ! When Bregalad gets angry he PMs an admin to lock a thread. Wait a minute...that's not even funny. Chuck Norris's Nintendo 64 is 128-bit, has internet access and has Final Fantasy 7 in it's library. When Chuck Norris switches on his Game Boy ...

Although I agree without reservation that a Header > CRC/Choosing a board on load, most ROMs aren't iNES 2.0. By all means implement it so that the newer ROMs can take advantage but just remember that 99% of games that are used (Super Mario Bros., Zelda, Metroid etc.) are still in iNES 1.0 and alway...

Your joke is ready... but no. ...What? :lol: When Chuck Norris's test ROM reads $2002 at the start of VBLANK bit 7 is always set. When Chuck Norris sets the I flag on his 6502 NMIs don't dare interrupt the CPU either. When Chuck Norris's test ROM encounters KIL/JAM/HLT the CPU continues fetching op...