NES Chuck Norris jokes

[Bregalad]

Chuck Norris can laugh at those terrible jokes about him.

PS : You'll have to admit that the only non-garbage one was mine, right ?

[Zepper]

Chuck Norris can laugh at those terrible jokes about him.

PS : You'll have to admit that the only non-garbage one was mine, right ?

Actually, I'm sure that Chuck have much more important things to hunt & destroy... than these things.

[WedNESday]

Your joke is ready... but no.

...What?

When Chuck Norris's test ROM reads $2002 at the start of VBLANK bit 7 is always set.

When Chuck Norris sets the I flag on his 6502 NMIs don't dare interrupt the CPU either.

When Chuck Norris's test ROM encounters KIL/JAM/HLT the CPU continues fetching opcodes.

When Chuck Norris uses the $8B opcode he gets the same result every time...on different NES consoles.

[thefox]

Meh. Chuck Norris <insert garbage here>.

This was honestly the only Chuck Norris joke in here that I slightly chuckled at.

So, are we done?

[Bregalad]

@Wednesday : Just shut your mouth up, will you ? PLEASE !

[WedNESday]

@Wednesday : Just shut your mouth up, will you ? PLEASE !

When Bregalad gets angry he PMs an admin to lock a thread. Wait a minute...that's not even funny.

Chuck Norris's Nintendo 64 is 128-bit, has internet access and has Final Fantasy 7 in it's library.

When Chuck Norris switches on his Game Boy with no cartridge inserted it still displays the Nintendo logo.

[tepples]

When Bregalad gets angry he PMs an admin to lock a thread. Wait a minute...that's not even funny.

I really don't want to have to bring Secret Bear into this.

Chuck Norris's Nintendo 64 is 128-bit, has internet access and has Final Fantasy 7 in it's library.

His N64 is an emulator. Big whoop.

I admit my posts in this topic aren't funny. There's a reason for that: neither a--$#!+$311@$$ NO CARRIER


tepples has entered the room
Let me try this again: Chuck Norris can play Wrecking Ball Boy before I even finish it by ROM-hacking Super Mario Bros. (Video)

[TmEE]

Chuck Norris has 4 screen mirroring with NROM cart.

[WedNESday]

Chuck Norris has 4 screen mirroring with NROM cart.

Ooooooooh!

When Chuck Norris plays Cheetahmen he has fun.

[cpow]

Chuck Norris has 4 screen mirroring with NROM cart.

Ooooooooh!

When Chuck Norris plays Cheetahmen he has fun.

Some of this Chuck Norris stuff seems more like MacGyver to me. Know your meme, yo.

[WedNESday]

Chuck Norris has 4 screen mirroring with NROM cart.

Ooooooooh!

When Chuck Norris plays Cheetahmen he has fun.

Some of this Chuck Norris stuff seems more like MacGyver to me. Know your meme, yo.

When Chuck Norris makes a mistake cpow doesn't dare correct him.

When Chuck Norris plays Final Fantasy 7 he can save Aeris's life.

When Chuck Norris shoots at a duck in real life with the Zapper Gun it dies.

When Chuck Norris finishes a castle on Super Mario Bros. the Princess is always there.

When Chuck Norris plays a NES game by LJN it doesn't suck.

[tepples]

MacGyver can build a scanline-counting mapper out of one 7400 series chip.
(Want to practice your MacGyver skills? Go to Discrete Logic Mapper Toolbox.)

[tokumaru]

Hey WedNESday, a lot of yours aren't so much NESDEV jokes as they are NES jokes.

[Bregalad]

Hey WedNESday, a lot of yours isn't even jokes and seriously when will you shut up ?

[WedNESday]

Hey WedNESday, a lot of yours isn't even jokes and seriously when will you shut up ?

Chuck Norris's composite-PPU NES outputs RGB.