NES Chuck Norris jokes

WedNESday · Post by **WedNESday** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:07 pm

All of Chuck Norris's NES ROMs have the iNES header...version 3.0.

tokumaru · Post by **tokumaru** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:09 pm

I have just noticed that this thread is indeed about NES jokes, not NESDEV. Doesn't make them any better, though...!

WedNESday · Post by **WedNESday** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:36 am

tokumaru wrote:I have just noticed that this thread is indeed about NES jokes, not NESDEV. Doesn't make them any better, though...!

When Chuck Norris cracks a joke everybody's sides literally split open.

WedNESday · Post by **WedNESday** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:37 am

Every time Chuck Norris is playing COD and his XBOX 360 gets a red ring of death a man dies IRL.

Celius · Post by **Celius** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:18 am

Can we Chuck WedNorrisDay's jokes over a cliff? That was funny to me for about 20 scanlines.

Post by **tepples** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:22 pm

That's why I split them out to a separate topic, so that you can put them on ignore.

Zepper · Post by **Zepper** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:54 pm

Celius wrote:Can we Chuck WedNorrisDay's jokes over a cliff? That was funny to me for about 20 scanlines.

Same here.

WedNESday · Post by **WedNESday** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:18 pm

Celius wrote:Can we Chuck WedNorrisDay's jokes over a cliff? That was funny to me for about 20 scanlines.

What???

What's wrong? My british wit too much for ya? Huh? HUH? WILL IS IT?

...

Coincidentally, Chuck Norris's NES can display 64 sprites...on the same scanline.

Zepper · Post by **Zepper** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:14 pm

WedNESday wrote:Coincidentally, Chuck Norris's NES can display 64 sprites...on the same scanline.

Perfectly do-able without Chuck's help.

Sorry.

tokumaru · Post by **tokumaru** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:31 pm

Zepper wrote:Perfectly do-able without Chuck's help. Sorry.

Do note it says Chuck Norris' NES, not Chuck Norris' emulator!

Zepper · Post by **Zepper** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:33 pm

Chuck isn't smarter than me.

Wait... what am I doing here!?

WedNESday · Post by **WedNESday** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:50 pm

NES = console

Chuck Norris's emulator is more accurate than the real thing.

Post by **Memblers** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:14 pm

Chuck Norris uses the Game Genie without a cartridge.

WedNESday · Post by **WedNESday** » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:30 am

Chuck Norris's Virtual Boy is portable, colour, 3D and has 300+ games in it's library.

Zepper · Post by **Zepper** » Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:05 am

Memblers wrote:Chuck Norris uses the Game Genie without a cartridge.

Uh... I'd say "CN uses Game Genie codes without a Game Genie cartridge".

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