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Zepper wrote:

Memblers wrote:Chuck Norris uses the Game Genie without a cartridge.

Uh... I'd say "CN uses Game Genie codes without a Game Genie cartridge".

Zepper!!!!!!

Team Fortress 2 was in fact a hat store until Chuck Norris one day decided to visit it.

WedNESday wrote:Chuck Norris's Virtual Boy is portable, colour, 3D and has 300+ games in it's library.

Chuck Norris can get the sprites to stop flickering by blowing into the cartridge slot, or hitting the tv in just the right spot.

Only Chuck Norris can do a perfect split in MMC5 games.
Wait... isn't Van Damme?

When Chuck Norris is fighting Psycho Mantris in Metal Gear Solid he doesn't need to change his controller.

When Chuck Norris plays Metal Gear, in the game intro Snake parachutes and drops right into the Metal Gear nuclear walking tank room. In the NES version.

Also, Chuck Norris once played Metal Gear 2 Solid Snake with a MSX2 cartridge and a "PC Keyboard" famiclone...

Chuck Norris plays Gameboy color games on a DMG Gameboy!

Chuck Norris plays 3DO games on a 32-X/Sega CD combo.

Uh, Chuck Norris plays Quake on a 386.

Nice to see some people making an effort.

Chuck Norris can pause his PC by pressing the Pause/Break button.

Reminds me:

Chuck Norris can pause an online-game.

When Chuck Norris plays the timer never decrements.

Shaquille O'Neal's favorite handheld is the Neo Geo MVS, but he still loves his CPS2, even though it doesn't have as long a battery life.

Are you sure it isn't a Nomad with Shaq-Fu cartridge?

Chuck Norris beats all other TV shows set in Texas.

Chuck Norris' Windows password is Ctrl+Alt+DELETE.